i want to have a threesome with ants
Tao Lin

send me eight hundred ant asses in a green sack that says 'eight hundred ant asses'
i am thinking about four ant asses on the deck of a sailboat in the sun sweating
after i fucked the ant the ant's ass fell off and i fucked the small hot ant's ass

i ran through the hallway into the room screaming, 'i have eight hundred ant asses!'
in line at the bank i patted my shirt pocket
there were forty-five ant asses in there
i rubbed an ant ass until it was dust and i took out another ant ass and rubbed it until it was dust
two ants lay against the sofa with their asses in the air and i fell down screaming, 'stay like that forever!'

i lined up eighteen ant asses and moved back a little and looked and it was very hot
i fucked an ant ass and slided over and fucked an ant ass and slided over and fell on the ground
in the parking lot i emptied the green sack onto the blacktop and seven hundred ant asses rolled out
i masturbated in my room rubbing wet balls of ant-asses that i had earlier made ant-ass paste out of on my forehead and crotch
an ant's ass is as important as salman rushdie's head to a buddhist