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Burden of Proof
I'm not going to confess
I did it
or that I didn't
but sat in homeroom
w/ the culprit
throughout grade school.
We never dated.
My lawyers
doubt cooperation
above & beyond what
I just accidentally
let slip could do anything
more than undermine
my case.
The Interview
I tie on my noose
& get down
to business
just like you.
I cue up in line
like everybody else --
awaiting
my turn
at the urinal
whether I need to go or not.
I don't complain
about the fluorescent lights,
the seeds polluting
my air.
I could.
But I'm as professional
as the next guy,
America.
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